why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*
(via officialwhitegirls)
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
Ruinedchildhood? I don’t think so. This just improved what I remember of my childhood by like 9000%.
(via officialwhitegirls)
- radio: And now, Mr Brightside by The Killers
- me: Naw I won't
- radio: starts playing the intro
- me: I'm strong-willed, I can resist, this is only aCOMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

i am FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING
I NEED MORE ANGRY ENGLISHMEN YELLING ON MY DASH
(via heythatsmyleg)







