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izzetheking:

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

(via officialwhitegirls)

  • Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
  • Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
  • Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

jellyfishtimes:

Ruinedchildhood? I don’t think so. This just improved what I remember of my childhood by like 9000%.

(via officialwhitegirls)

  • radio: And now, Mr Brightside by The Killers
  • me: Naw I won't
  • radio: starts playing the intro
  • me: I'm strong-willed, I can resist, this is only aCOMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
asker

Anonymous asked: hOW DO U PHOTOSHOP

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luanlegacy:
“so-humorous:
“ OMG
”
WOWwWWwWWWWWwW
”

luanlegacy:

so-humorous:

OMG

WOWwWWwWWWWWwW

(via legalmexican)

sobday:
“someone tweet this to pete wentz
”

sobday:

someone tweet this to pete wentz

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

drtanner:

owynsama:

i am FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING

I NEED MORE ANGRY ENGLISHMEN YELLING ON MY DASH

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